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Pushmataha

Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…
SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…
by Pushmataha October 21, 2022
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pushmataha

The word used when you want someone to insert their thumb in your anus.

"By the end of the night, Dave had me screaming pushmataha."
by iamnotmikejones January 21, 2020
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A pretty chubby girl. thinks she's all strong and tough, but really she's not!! She's also thinks that she is badass though she is really not. don't be scared or fooled by her, since she is not really intelligent either - she can't do anything!
Person A: Hey the other day this girl called Sushmitha said she was gonna beat me up.
Person B: ..then what happened?
Person A: ...I hit her cause she was annoying and she ran off crying.
Person B:wow she's weak
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Kushmitha is someone who is fun to be around, kind-hearted, loving, beautiful, hard worker, understanding, good listener, smart. Always had your back. If you know a kushmitha damn your so lucky🍀
I wish I could be kushmitha
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People with the name Rushmitha can be told as the best people in the world.They are very quite and introverty type when you meet them first but gradually they are the most funny and trustworthy person ever. They are very good at keeping secrets.They balance everything in life perfectly.They don't show their emotions of to all the people.If a Rushmitha cries in front of u....Man she trusts u soo much!!!They don't also share all their secrets to everyone.They rarely trust people.Rushmitha's soulmate's name mostly starts with B or T...who are mostly scorpios..
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Pusmita

A girl with the best qualities, with the best thinking, hardworking

But only JK's
Pusmita means the ray of success for JK, The ray of love towards people
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kushmitha

A girl deeply in love with a person yet denies the feeling because of societal pressures and her friends. She believes she can't and won't love anyone while she tries to ignore her feelings towards real men and channelling them towards fictional ones
I'm in kushmitha with her.(I channel my love towards Barbie)
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