Purple dinosaur 

A nickname for your man who turns you on easily

"Oh gawd Alice, he's my yummy purple dinosaur, he always know how to make me wet"

Purple dinosaur by Lickmytootsieroll January 24, 2019

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

purple dinosaur 

Literally just Barney.

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!

purple dinosaur by hebdkc July 25, 2022

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

purpledinosaur07 

the sexiest most hottest woman in the world, you’d be lucky to have her as one of your mutuals

a mutual: Damn bro are you following purpledinosaur07?
non mutual: Nah bro why?
a mutual: Cause she’s fucking amazing go follow her rn

purpledinosaur07 by purpledinosaur07 June 29, 2021