Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022

Purity ring

Someone that's Christian and won't fuck until they're married

Jack: did you and Anne do it?
John: no the bitch just told me she wore a god damn purity ring

by Blue jeans and sparkles December 17, 2014

Purity Ring

Max Williams wears it

Max Williams is a faggot because he wears a purity ring.

by Thomas palombi August 20, 2016

defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.

“Defiling the Purity Ring”

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

by Regina Filange June 15, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023