Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Purinis

A purinis is an ALPHA male. When he enters the room everyone is overwhelmed by the testosterone. Every girl dreams of being in a relationship with a purinis.

Purinis: *walks in the room*
Girls: OMG! I want to fuck him so bad. He is oozing testosterone!

by xxGreekGamerManxx June 19, 2020

perineum

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

by l337 December 20, 2004

perineum power punch

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Parineeti

Angel

Player 1: Oh, look it's an angel.

Player 2: Oh yeah, a Parineeti!

by PariD123 August 6, 2018

puriteen

An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.

Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.

by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021

Perineum

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014