pund

1. a person who attempts to be an expert in the public eye, but fails.

2. one who thinks of themself as being more famous and well respected than they are.

3. someone who's public opinions are generally disliked, not held as insightful or something to be followed

4. The loser version of pundit. As the truncated version of its root word indicates, someone who falls short of being a true pundit.

In the movie "Napolean Dynomite", Kip is the ultimate pund.

Al Sharpton is such a pund.

by Honest Anthony May 14, 2005

pund

pund - the act of punding someone, also known as pundification, or pund-tang, the articulate movement of pundation.

lol, liam just totally PUNDED CHARMANDERS HATCHET WOUND!
rofl, jamie got fuckign punded when he got nutmegged

by goldeneye64 June 23, 2010

pund

when someone does a pund on your head

holy cr*p he pund on your head said the boy standing next to the boy with poo on his head

by jimbobboy January 11, 2008

Punds

A pund or punds, is the unit of measurement describing the force emparted by a quality pun, which causes your head to move and sag.

"JP said a pun that made my head roll back with about 10 punds of force"

by Mr. Greptal June 16, 2016

Don't Be A Punde

Dont be an asshole/dickhead

Dei,don't be a punde when you go to that party ok?

by The Macha March 17, 2018

Sarmil punde

Sarmil is such a freaking coward pussy. Also known as a whore who rape every girl's out the without seeing gender

That sarmil punde is a whore and nothing for use!

by Don't be a punde sarmil November 25, 2021

5 pund

Mackem slang for pound

OI MARRA GIS 5 PUND FOR A CURRY

by anonymous July 11, 2022