Pumping Gas

The action of masturbation.

Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.

After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.

Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.

by ives1337 August 10, 2010

Gas Pump

When you stick a henny bottle in a girls butthole, and let the Hennessey flow through the body.

"Yall ever gas pump a bitch?" -Smokepurpp

by lil6ix May 25, 2018

Gas Pump

When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.

"Last night she gave me the Gas Pump so much I think Exxon made money."

by Chaindive August 5, 2007

gas pump

The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.

I was so drunk,I couldn't tell if I came or gave her a gas pump.

by fivecocksatwilcox July 16, 2005

Gas PumP

A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7

That fucker is such a gas PumP....
Zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa

by Hip March 28, 2003

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl

A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.

Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)

by T. Fornes January 18, 2009

golden gas pump

When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.

Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.

by awesomesaus December 20, 2012