The action of masturbation.
Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.
Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.
Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.
Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
by ives1337 August 09, 2010
by lil6ix April 12, 2018
When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
by Chaindive August 04, 2007
The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
by fivecocksatwilcox July 04, 2005
by Hip March 29, 2003
A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.
Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)
Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)
by T. Fornes January 18, 2009
When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
by awesomesaus December 20, 2012