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Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.
“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”
by rrBandit February 21, 2024
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PumpFakinism

A group of individuals with characteristic abilities, living a lifestyle that does not exist in reality.
The Political parties are using media outlets to create pumpfakinism narratives to steer the citizens from the truth.
by Pumpfakinism October 5, 2024
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Pumpking

Pumpking is high
by Miglelikeswaffles January 25, 2022
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pumpking spirkz

when a man puts a pumpkin on his genitalia while wearing a crown signifying he is the pumpking but a pumpking spirkz is when another person fills the pumpkin with carbonated fizzy water and then giving a blowjob
lets a a pumpking spirkz for Halloween ill go buy the sparkling water
by mr space October 27, 2023
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PUMPKING

PUMPKING is a form of necrophilia, the action of PUMPKING is when you dig up the dead body of a relative and once doing so using a butter knife to remove both legs and arms. Once you have done this you will get your father’s sand blaster from the garage and continue to pump out the bone marrow from the severed limbs once you have done this use said bone marrow as an anal lubricant and have intercourse with the limbless decaying body
“WOW GRANNY WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON… ever heard of PUMPKING John?”
by Crystal_METHANY February 13, 2024
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