purling

A form of upside down masterbation with goal being catching it in your mouth.

I was sat in the loft purling and got some in my eye, my neck hurts.

by a triangle September 3, 2016

pummeling

When you and your partner are having hard pounding sex and it becomes aggresivevly unpleasant

If you don't make me a decent cup of tea you're going to get a good pummeling in the ass

by church fart October 23, 2015

Bummel Pummeling

To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.

"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my arse!"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

purrling

Purrling means to show affection by giving someone or something a head rub.

My cat Miskena was purrling me she was so happy to see me again.

by connie kennie February 3, 2008

Chilian Pummelling

The result of lowering a glamour model down the mine shaft for the trapped Chilian miners Christmas party.

Bronek's mum got a Chilian Pummelling

by SOL-ion August 26, 2010

Pummelingus

The non descrete lashing of the vagina with ones tongue

So baby do you want some pummelingus?

by admntiumx November 1, 2008

Pumerine

comenly known as a palmeranian, a Pumerine is a mis spelled version of that word

"what in gods name is a Pumerine"

by danny Estrada May 31, 2007