pubeloaf

humorous scrabble mistake --> bread that had been down someone's pants

eew! that looks like pubeloaf!

by rach6933 July 5, 2008

pumello boobs

Breasts that are slightly supple, yet too firm to be any fun. They could possibly bruise you.

Shit, I was boning this hoe, and one of her pumello boobs gave me a black eye!

by Alphonse Klondike March 29, 2010

puelord

some game where guys shove buttplugs up each others asses.

"Hi guys, my name is Jimmy do you want to play yahtzee, batman, or puelord with me?"

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Pukelocks

When you puke from drinking alcohol and it gets in your hair. The puke proceeds to make your hair get all tangled up as if you had dreadlocks. By the the time you wake up in the morning/afternoon, you will have full-blown pukelocks.

WARNING: May take hours to reverse the pukelock hairstyle.

I woke up with pukelocks from the party last night, I need to stop drinking so much.

by lindamoment March 14, 2011

greta puelo

A rare but indiscreet beast that lurks in the shadows feasting on cigarette butts and sniffing dog crap...while quite elusive it has been spotted several times, flailing its arms and drooling about the apartment of one "stevie"...while said to have attended tech, that is quite unlikely...as the "greta" can neither read nor write (i found this out when she IMed me)...the beast can be smelled hundreds of yards away so be quite wary of the stinch of the "greta" for the beast knows no deodorant...it likes to take on a female personna although its natural design is male...if you should ever run across such a beast...do yourself a favor and run the other way...or be drenched in drool and flailed by its flailing arms...the only sure way to escape it...is to throw cigarette butts at it and urinate in a puddle...it will inevitably stop and consume both...rumor has it that this beast has both male and female parts and that is why it can imitate either design...

AHHH MY GOD, IT GOT DROOL ON ME!!!!!!
What the hell is this...a half eaten cigarette butt?
Stevie...don't look behind you...but your about to get FLAILED BY GRETA PUELO!!!!!
Here Greta, Greta, Greta...you want some nabisco snacks...ofcourse you do...come on now...GOTCHA pheww the world is now a safer place, the beast has been incapacitated.

by They call me ice cream, cause my cream is icey July 28, 2008

pomelo

Asian who is ethnically/racially Asian (yellow), comfortable with and aware of Western (white) culture, but at heart holds dear Asian values, preferences, and traditions.

She's a pomelo who's grown up in America but travels frequently to Asia to enjoy food, entertainment, and history.

by babyswan March 23, 2009

Pomelosa

When someone does something very horrible to another person, it's a funny way to said you did something horrible.

Maria's boyfriend did the pomelosa to her, he cheated on her.

by Salchipapa November 15, 2017