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Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you
Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.
by funnysister July 10, 2010
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Pulling a Michael Phelps

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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“Pulling a Michael”

The phrase “pulling a michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.
“Oh! I’m “pulling a michael” when spelling environment like invironment
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“Pulling a Michael”

Pulling a Michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.
“Oh no! I’m “pulling a michael” by spelling environment like invironment!”
by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021
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Pulling A Michael

When your a dick to your girlfriend by talking about yourself when she pours her heart to you

this is called pulling a michael because a dbag named michael did it to his girlfriend a LOT
by Pulling a Michael January 7, 2017
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Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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Pulling a Michael

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.
Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.
by Will1874 January 13, 2021
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