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I-putated

I-putated (Iputated) , that sudden feeling of indefinite loss of access to the Internet and social network immediately following the loss or destruction of your smartphone.
My phone fell in the pool- oh man, I've totally been I-putated!
by Tystikk January 15, 2014
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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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Plated

An act of oral sex IE going down on a lady
I was (plating) her the other night and almost gagged on a pubic hair
I would (Plate) her all day long
I (plated) what's her face the other night
by TT81 July 19, 2017
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Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.
question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."
by kevnbro July 31, 2009
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Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous
"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson
by Kutcher March 26, 2009
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gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.
"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"
by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005
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Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.
by cheezl February 21, 2004
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