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pubescent paramour

It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.
by MomOnTheEdge March 1, 2010
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Pre-Pubescent

(Adj.) An individual of approximately 14 years of age, that acts as if he/she were, in fact, 8. Can be extremely annoying.
Alpha Nerd: I AM KING DORK!!!!!!!
Beta Nerd: OMG you're such a pre-pubescent.
by MaD December 9, 2004
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pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
by saltyturkey May 27, 2016
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Pre Pubescent Beta Male

A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis
That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male

Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male
by Ok stfu April 29, 2020
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Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings
Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual
by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021
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pubescent volitility

the feeling of extreme anger, hatred, or other feelings of malice that lead to different acts of violence and stupidity, associated with going through puberty.
I sense some pubescent volitility in that vandalism
by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004
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pugescent

When something makes you want to super-puke or double-puke.
Fish that eat toe jam off your feet when you get a pedicure is completely pugescent!
by Buttpucker January 24, 2018
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