Puerto Rico

I'd rather work in Puerto Rico than take my vacation in here.
by midwestDude March 08, 2006
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The island of enchantment. An island with over 270 miles of amazingly beautiful beaches. The culinary capital of the Caribbean. Famous for its seductive nightlife. Home to endless natural beauty. Home and birthplace of Barcardi and Medalla. Birthplace of Salsa. And home to the most good-looking and happiest people on Earth.

Ignore any pointless definitions. They were written mostly by ignorant, stupid, hillbilly, redneck incompetents who were probably born on shitty land-locked states, probably haven't been further than 10 miles from the most insignificant town of (insert shitty, useless town name here) on which they were born, and the closest they have been to a beach is a toad infested lake.
Puerto Rico does it better.
by CivilizedPerson September 03, 2013
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Puerto Rico is awesome for some people. I like it but, that depends on your attitude and style. Here in Puerto Rico we have a large population of "cacos" those are the people that listen to reggeton, we have a very small population of skaters, emos are very different from the USA emos. Punks, mmm... we have a lot of them and hard core metal well you may guess theres a LOT. and the Caribbean music is common and If you dont want to come to Puerto Rico you could just go to Miami and listen to the music. But you its better to go to Puerto Rico the real thing. :) we are all unique we don't look anything all like, we have a big population of people in art. emm.... what else can I say.
son: mom?
mom: yes?
son: I will like to know why haven't we got a chance to go to Puerto Rico
mom: well we just tough you prefer to go to Disney
son: mom thats so old I want to see granma!

That proves we are awesome!
by beconfucktard April 10, 2010
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The island of Puerto Rico has a population of only 3.4 million people and produces more talent (singers, actors, athletes, scientists, poets, writers, etc.) per square mile than any other country on earth.
Puerto Rico is Top 3 in beauty awards in the world .. We have 6 Miss Universe, 8 Mr. WORLD, 5 Latin Beauties, etc.
Puerto Rico is Top 3 in the world in the world music .. Puerto Rico Spotify Playlist "Baila Reggaeton" is the third most followed and listened Playlist in the world .. Puerto Rico has 60 songs in the Latin Top 100 in iTunes that means Puerto Rico Controls / has a market share of 60% in Latin music that includes Spanish, French, Italian etc.
The Puerto Rican song Despacito has broken many records around the world is the best selling and most heard and seen song in the world and has 3.1 billion views in just 6 months world record guiness.

Puerto Rico is top 3 in boxing in the world .. Puerto Rico produces more champions per square mile than any other country on planet earth, Puerto Rico has more boxing records than any other country on earth example the youngest champion, Faster knockout, etc. Puerto Rico is number 3 in total boxing champions in the world with more than 80 champions And Puerto Rico is the only country that has a champion in each category of boxing / division .. Puerto Rico has 15 in Boxing Hall of Fame..
Puerto Rico is Top 3 in the world in baseball .. Puerto Rico is 2 times SubChampions in the world in a row in the world baseball classic
Also knows as Boricuas from the best island in the Caribbean, Puerto Rico where the most beautiful people in the world come from.
by Tito PR August 05, 2017
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The Best Place on EARTH! The best thing about puerto Ricans is that they don't all look the same. There all unique. Some look white...others black!

Comment PEOPLE! Show these judgmental ignorant people on urban dictionary, saying that peurto rico sucks, WHOS BOSS!
*Daughter: Mommy?

*Mother: Yes?

*Daughter: Were were you born?

*Mother: Puerto Rico!

*Daughter: REALY!! Y cómo llegar ... i nunca fue a Puerto Rico?(And...how come i never went to puerto rico?)

*Mother:Would you like to go?

*Daughter:...DUH!!

*Mother:Well then...Bien

Obtenga su bolsas envasadas!(Get your bags packed!)

by MaDDKute August 24, 2008
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The only real gangsta zone. Puerto Rico is the best of both worlds, you can't describe all Puerto Ricans as one because all Puerto Ricans are unique, there are whites, blacks, blonds, brunettes, redheads, even Asian-looking (generally nicknamed: chino) Puerto Ricans. The only real trait to distinguish them is their attitude, Puerto Ricans never bow down, unlike almost all other countries, when Puerto Ricans go somewhere, they are the boss. Puerto Rico is not just another Caribbean island, Puerto Rico is the big boss of the Caribbean, even though it is one of the smaller Antilles. A word of advice for all people who are generally not welcome, like hicks and frat boys, if you visit the island, try not to look anyone in the eye, or you'll end up 7 feet under... that's right, 7 feet.
Don't go to Puerto Rico to cause any trouble, everyone there is true gangsta.

Why are you going to Puerto Rico? you're a frat boy, you can't go there, you're gonna get fucked up.

El que se zafe lo corro, lo tiro del morro, ASÍ ES QUE SE VIVE EN PUERTORRO WELCOME TO SAN JUAN.
by DJ Miche September 17, 2007
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