João Pedro

An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.

"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"

by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016

purobrat

A small rodent of the scavenger family. Unusual in that it lacks a spine and exists only on droppings from other species.

You’re not just a mooch, you’re a Purobrat.

by Cigar Boards May 15, 2006

Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy

"I'm your daddy"- Pedro Pascal

by www.suckit.com February 13, 2023

Pedro Pascal

Your cool slutty father

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass

by Fool5febH February 20, 2023

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011

Tingling pedro

Your dark haired upper lip spic stash gives the girl the best box munching experience she's ever had. most commonly used on married women in rich white neigborhoods.

"my husband was out of town, luckily the landscaper was able to give me a tingling Pedro"

by Minkdaddy20 May 31, 2017

pudpounder

One who frequently masturbates

Dont hang out with that kid, he's big a pudpounder.

by Jordan Froehlich December 16, 2005