Pudsey

A place in the north of England consisting of chavs and a greggs and that's about it. However when youre make sure to watch out for the scary individuals that make up the P28 gang. Also if youre looking for weed just go round to slims house and get some tuti haze or go to "the shed"

SLAG - oi come to Pudsey with me mate
PUDI LUN - no fuck that its full of chavs
SLAG - yeh true... where can we get weed from
PUDI LUN - slims house

SLAG - oh yeh that pedo

by P28 BLUD May 28, 2019

Pudseybear bumshaging

Pudsey bear is currently bum shagging your family and friends at the same time 👅

This is pudseybear bumshaging
Currently pudsey is having intercourse in your mothers anus

by Haroldinho the bum shagger November 2, 2023

pudsey

a town half way between bradford and leeds. LS28. the home of chavs and bellends.

Jim:"hey sam do you want to come to pudsey, we could laugh at the teenage pregnancies."
Sam:"fuck no"

by superjim July 19, 2007

putney high

a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.

*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl

by FatSlutNeedDick October 27, 2019

Puney

Someone of lesser coolness and/or skill

William and Thomas are puney

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Pudsey bear

Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.

"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".

"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".

by Stella Tartois October 31, 2012

Pudsey Grangefield School

full of fags that get embarrassed on a daily routine

Sam: "what's wrong with you?"
Alfie: "I go to Pudsey Grangefield school"
Sam: "Oh so your gay then?"

by suckmycosh February 5, 2021