up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 24, 2010

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek with no paddle

To be in a bind with no solution

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle

by tinab November 22, 2013

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003