puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".
I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.
by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010
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A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.

"We're hopping on the puddle jumper to Paris for dinner and a show."
by neoretro88 July 11, 2008
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1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart
by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 11, 2004
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A meth user that consistently abuses the substance.
No one wants to hang out with a fiending puddle jumper.
by katt_85 June 11, 2006
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puddle-jumper

A light aircraft, particularly a single-engined private aircraft with limited range and performance; used perjoratively by "real" pilots.
"The day job is jockeying 777's, but I have a Cessna puddle-jumper for the weekends".
by eighth of seven January 30, 2010
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British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
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Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.
I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.
by Kaze77 August 02, 2019
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