Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

Dead sea pudding

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.

"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."

by aenar November 22, 2009

puddleodomy

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

Puddiest

A word invented on the 23 May 2012 by a University of Manchester student. The exact definition is unknown.

"is puddiest even a word"
"puddiest is it a way of describing a pudding"

by Countdown Anon November 1, 2012

Puddlin'

PUHD-lin, (n.)— a female act, by way of prematurely expelling bodily fluid in anticipation of meeting a potential mate. Popularized in the East Village of New York City.

When Susan found out that Brandon was meeting her at the bar for drinks, she started puddlin'.

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by dylan_mckay January 18, 2011

puddin britches

Hillbilly talk for jeans that are saggy in the butt area.

Borami: Megan has a cute butt!
Tucker: How can you tell? She's got some puddin britches on.
Borami: She was in here yesterday with some panda leggings on. That booty made me wanna smack it two times!

by TheDanceDanceRevorution February 14, 2017

stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

by butlerj April 28, 2014