Puch

To punch someone in the cunt.

Steve Shitcoughski: "Hey bazza, see that mole over there"
Bazza (The Fuckwhit): "Yeah, i see the bitch"
Steve Shitcoughski: "Im gunr go puch the mole"
Bazza (The Fuckwhit): "Choice bro...... you wouldn't want to buy a Supra uleh?"
Steve Shitcoughski: "Fuck off Baz!"

by Puch Master September 05, 2006

Puche

The name of a guy who buys expired chocolate bars and candy from Dollarama.

See that bald guy buying old expired candy.... that’s Puche.

by Gabriel Batistuta January 26, 2019

Puching

The act of storing objects in the front pouch in men's briefs. Also known as a puch.

The cop did a pat down, and found out the dude was puching his drugs.

by FertFrenz March 09, 2022

:puch

A typo some retard made while trying to send a punching emote on discord

Person 1: :puch
Person 1: Don't you fucking dare
Person 2: :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch

by Human Scum June 25, 2020

Puche

The common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.

Dave:"Dude, I have like 20 puches a minute! WTF!?"

Bob:"Ugh just save your massive bush bro."

Dave:"Its holy to me! Never! PUches for life!"

by A master at pubic relations August 14, 2011

sucker puch

when someone is punched by someone else when they did not know it was about to happen, sucker punch.

puched from behind sucker puch.

by me, jack May 13, 2007

puch

A mix between a punch and a push. The move was invented by sexually confused Twitter users and hardcore mobile gamers.

Old Birb🇺🇲11: I should give up: "I want to puch stonetoss in the face so badly"

by Fren Lee March 12, 2021