Puch

To punch someone in the cunt.

Steve Shitcoughski: "Hey bazza, see that mole over there"
Bazza (The Fuckwhit): "Yeah, i see the bitch"
Steve Shitcoughski: "Im gunr go puch the mole"
Bazza (The Fuckwhit): "Choice bro...... you wouldn't want to buy a Supra uleh?"
Steve Shitcoughski: "Fuck off Baz!"

by Puch Master September 5, 2006

Puche

The name of a guy who buys expired chocolate bars and candy from Dollarama.

See that bald guy buying old expired candy.... that’s Puche.

by Gabriel Batistuta January 26, 2019

Puching

The act of storing objects in the front pouch in men's briefs. Also known as a puch.

The cop did a pat down, and found out the dude was puching his drugs.

by FertFrenz March 8, 2022

:puch

A typo some retard made while trying to send a punching emote on discord

Person 1: :puch
Person 1: Don't you fucking dare
Person 2: :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch

by Human Scum June 24, 2020

Puche

The common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.

Dave:"Dude, I have like 20 puches a minute! WTF!?"

Bob:"Ugh just save your massive bush bro."

Dave:"Its holy to me! Never! PUches for life!"

by A master at pubic relations August 17, 2011

sucker puch

when someone is punched by someone else when they did not know it was about to happen, sucker punch.

puched from behind sucker puch.

by me, jack May 28, 2007

Puch Maxi

Puch Maxi is a moped manufactured by Puch throughout the 1970's and 1980's. The moped comes in several models with both pedals and kickstart.
It was popular in the years of manufacturing since it was a good affordable moped. Though with the years it has become more expensive and almost sacred to moped drivers due to the mainstream fandom and popularity it has.

"Had you heard James bought a Puch Maxi?"
"I'm saving money for a moped. I think I'll go with a Puch Maxi."

by Screw_JayDuck July 10, 2020