Post-traumatic gainz disorder (PTGD) is a form of anxiety disorder. Some people develop this condition after they have experienced a traumatic drop in the value of their crypto bagz.
Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like this, of course.
Post-traumatic gainz disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:
1.Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares.
As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Imagining the price can nuke at any moment once again, bringing back all that pain.
2.Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma.
Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and switch their base currency to being ETH or BTC.
3.Feeling anxious and heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration on anything other than constantly refreshing their portfolio, or watching 1m chats.
Unfortunately, there is no cure known to modern science, despite having tried Rolex applications and Lambo driving therapy.
Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like this, of course.
Post-traumatic gainz disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:
1.Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares.
As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Imagining the price can nuke at any moment once again, bringing back all that pain.
2.Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma.
Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and switch their base currency to being ETH or BTC.
3.Feeling anxious and heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration on anything other than constantly refreshing their portfolio, or watching 1m chats.
Unfortunately, there is no cure known to modern science, despite having tried Rolex applications and Lambo driving therapy.
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The feeling of utter emptiness and not knowing what do with oneself after the World Scholar’s Cup Tournament of Champions has ended.
Can last anywhere from several hours to several lifetimes.
In extreme cases it may cause sweaty eyes and loneliness.
The known cures include; texting friends made through ToC, looking at WSC memes, and signing up for the upcoming season of WSC.
The feeling of utter emptiness and not knowing what do with oneself after the World Scholar’s Cup Tournament of Champions has ended.
Can last anywhere from several hours to several lifetimes.
In extreme cases it may cause sweaty eyes and loneliness.
The known cures include; texting friends made through ToC, looking at WSC memes, and signing up for the upcoming season of WSC.
“Dang, PToCD is really hitting hard right now.”
“Tell me about it. It’s even worse than PGRD (post global round depression)!”
“Tell me about it. It’s even worse than PGRD (post global round depression)!”
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