pseudolicious

Something that one of your friends says will be awesome, but actually sucks.

Friend: Hey, you should get a Zune, they're da bomb!!
You: Ok.

You: This Zune sucks! It's pseudolicious!
Friend: Sorry, bro

by DanMonkfish December 12, 2009

pseudosimianism

Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.

Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.

by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005

Pseudovisor

A complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. This person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authoritity to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. This person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. Weasel.

Him: I just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what I was doing! WTF!?!

Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!

Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!

by Death Wish October 9, 2008

Pseudovisor

The person left in charge when the boss is gone. Has no real authority, just added responsibilities. Can be a nice person or a nasty one.

Coworker: Man I love it when Bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. I wish he was our real supervisor.

by claidheamdanns July 23, 2012

pseudoistic

An annoyiong friend who always asks you to like or comment on his/her Facebook status , Profile picture , some clip etc....
This deplorable person is usually manipulated by commenting at the time that he/she asks you to do it and then deleting the comment after he/she appears offline .

Sean : " ugh.. fucking Allen "

Beso : " What ? "

Sean : " she wants me to comment on her new profile pic "

Beso : " dude... she told me to do that too ... what a pseudoistic girl "

Sean : " hah... you can say that agian ..."

by Kaliko Beso February 23, 2011

pseudolesbian

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny

girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit

by cathumper69 March 21, 2021

pseudokimono

Term used in refernce to the clothing of anime/manga characters that appears to be derived from the kimono. Such clothes are kimono-like in nature, but for the most part, usually much skimpier.

See: Mai Shiranui, Shiba Kuukaku, Baiken, Kurenai.

by Mel July 27, 2005