provisions

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.

Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.

by shady2ton August 15, 2007

provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.

by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005

Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.

Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.

by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014

Provisions

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”

by Cocosmom September 6, 2020

Provie

Diego’s wife

Hey man u don’t gotta pull up on her, that’s Provie

by kd$ November 22, 2024

Provisive

Providing things all the time

He was Provisive about giving your present to you

by Provisive March 29, 2022

ProVision ISR

An Israeli security camera company, notorious for their products being prominent in schools located in New South Wales, Australia.

These ProVision ISRs are the bane of my existence right now!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023