(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.
Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.
by MJVFB January 22, 2014
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Get the Brown and proud mug."I declare that I left my past best friend Mudasir, he became very selfish, Proudy & those who show me attitude, I keep them under my foot"
by Dr.Sanissimo March 12, 2022
Get the Proudy mug.A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)
Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).
Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).
TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.
by A Ten September 13, 2009
Get the Ad Proximum Convivium mug.One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
by Roo October 6, 2013
Get the Proximity shag mug.When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.
Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.
by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011
Get the Proud Papa Glance mug.Man, I tried so hard. I got a great job, finished college, got married and had a family, but my parents still weren't proud of me.
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