post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.

What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

PORTUMAN

A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.

1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.

by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009

protoman

The Number one Robot of Doctor Light in the Mega man Series. this robot is the brother of megaman.
protoman is a loner, he's very mysterious..

Protoman Is A Mystery

by Sven May 7, 2003

potumpkin

A combination of mashed potato and mashed pumpkin, mixed together, usually by old people who have strange, old fashioned eating habits such as these, or parents that are trying to get their children to eat their veges.

Either way, usually disgusting.

Credits to Lani.

Ewww...is that potumpkin on my plate?

by BrezLou March 19, 2008

prostume

(noun) Costumes worn, typically on Halloween, by women featuring short skirts and undersized tops. The costume will often be some non-regulation variant of a police, fire, or nurse uniform.

Her policewoman prostume had a nightstick and a pair of handcuffs with it.

by Ken L December 28, 2007

Potumberous

When you and a friend are wearing something, or doing an activity of a similar style, and you're annoyed with it.

Brad, dude, you're wearing the same shirt? We'll look so potumberous.

Look at Charlie and David, they looks so potumberous. Idiots.

by Dolansonpls July 16, 2014

Astral Procumtion

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.

Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".

by The butter man January 14, 2020