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International Dibs Protocol

PART 2

The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.

If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.

If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.

SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.

The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.

Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
The International Dibs Protocol takes precedent over all other laws. Not really.
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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The Pavarotti Protocol

A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:

“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”

Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
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ASMR Protocol

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safe hands protocol

The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.
We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.
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Protocol 7

The protocol that fully links the Wired and Real World together. Devised by Eiri Masami while he was a Tachibana Lab employee. Against the wishes of Tachibana Lab, Eiri Masami designed Protocol 7 to utilize Schumann Resonance to connect everybody to the Wired (and therefore each other) without devices.
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The act of one destroying all electronic possessions in order to destroy any incriminating evidence of wrongdoing
I went protocol 0 when I thought they were on to me.
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Protocol 3

Protocol 3 (also known as P3) means operation limit , defuse and terminate.

Phrase used by Roblox players to indicate one's targeting by a great amount of fake reports from alternative accounts , in hopes of getting them falsely banned / terminated by the auto moderation system.

It is considered to be a very popular way of causing harm to important and influential people such as developers , game staff and youtubers.
Person 1: I got banned unfairly on criminality from that based mod.

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Person 1: Protocol 3
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