population porridge

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

by sac March 20, 2004

Population Pudding

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.

Watch out baby, here comes the population pudding.

by drshatner January 10, 2007

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021

population: tire

The population of Strongbad's Strongbadia

Population: Tire

by Ev July 30, 2003

craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.

boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

by natasha123456 November 10, 2007

Population Pudding

A delicious term for "sperm".

"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"

"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!

by DeAnn Guthrie December 17, 2012

Population Theory

A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.

Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.

Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.

by K-DOG June 6, 2014