Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous

“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”

by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018

Proposing

a bathroom stall blow job

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!

by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019

Proposal

When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.

So you gonna give me that proposal?

by Laredo[HK] June 8, 2015

Fart Proposal

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

by italion donkey October 2, 2010

Modest Proposal

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

by pete mac May 6, 2007