self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.

If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.

by icehot15 October 17, 2014

in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.

Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

by Lost Almost February 27, 2011

prophecy

That which has been foretold of the future by supernatural means and/or ability.

A Jewish Gentleman: "Be aware of the heretics! To say that Jesus is not the Messiah isn't the true prophecy!"

An atheist Gentleman: "Even though I don't believe in god, I understand that your ancestors have prophesied about a Messiah that is to come. I understand that Christians believe in a Messiah claiming that it already has fulfilled the prophecy. Did your prophets also prophesied about warning against someone like Jesus?"

Christian Gentleman: "I don't think god will twist his prophecy to confuse his people. It is always intentional and straightforward." Because Jews don't believe in their own prophecy, we are believing on their behalf that which also had been prophesied as well."

Urban Dictionary: "Stop arguing!! Prophecy of 'Messiah' refers to:

A. Someone who is to come
B. Who knows.
C. Jesus
D. John Doe
E. ___________ (ehh...you fill in the blank. Just give me your email address. Remember, it's public, address only first names, and no advertising.

by Serpentine Dove January 10, 2008

Prophecygard

A Big black Guy with a BBC
From Niger

Hello prophecygard are u from Niger?

by MambaBMC March 14, 2023

Fulfilled Prophecy

scriptural prophecy that is (was) fulfilled (finished, come to pass)

Fulfilled prophecy must be interpreted in harmony with the whole prophetic design of God.

by eyjentjim February 27, 2017

prophecy

A word that, in many stories, seems to be synomymous with "plot".

"You're going to be king one day!"
"Why?"
"Because the prophecy says so!"

by The Gone One March 23, 2009

Prophecy

THE PROPHECY: An act that must be fulfilled by the chosen one, (Eddie), to complete the requisite imposed upon by his ancestors before him. THE PROPHECY requires the aforementioned Eddie, to slob on his own knob to avoid angering his ancestors and to prevent them from turning him into a sheep. (Their natural form). Eddie first received note of his gift on one adventerous 6th grade day.

Person 1: Yo where tf eddie at?
Person 2: PROPHECY
Person 3: Huh?
Person 4:

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 22, 2021