Propane

Something that Hank Hill endorses and wants to sell you.

Hank: Would you like to enter the world of Propane, and start tasting the meat, not the heat?

Customer: No thanks, I use charcoal.

Hank: Bwahhhh!

by j_dawz December 17, 2011

Propane

Weed. Used in rap music. You may also hear “gas” being referred to weed.

“Smokin’ propane with my clique in the back, bitch” -Lil Peep, Cobain

by KawaiiDonut January 22, 2018

Propane

Propane

A three-carbon alkane, which is unlucky enough to have a name which does not specify how many carbons it has (like hexane or nonane do).

Confuses orgo students.

Formula is C3H8.
Pyromaniacs are fond of this stuff.

And again, confuses orgo students. A lot.

OWL: "Draw a structural formula for cis-1,2-diethylcyclopropane"
Orgo student: "Huh? WTF???!"
OWL: "Both I and Marvin Sketch despise you equally, and a lot."
Orgo student: *cries* "Whyyyy?...."

by PCNA October 18, 2012

propane and propane accessories!

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.

"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"

by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008

Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.

Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020

Propane Fairy

A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.

"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."

by Rebeca January 1, 2009

propane nightmare

it is the ultimate stand of hank hill, capable of baking multiple foes alive with its mighty propane power. Hank hill has hid it all his life for when it shows the world would literally become sizzling hot and tasty like a giant burger. mmmm burgers.

"god damn it! I'm gonna kick your ass! with the power of my stand! propane nightmare!" hank hill just before he kicked everyones ass with propane nightmare, even jojo, cause no one can beat a texans stand.

by propane master hank swaggyhill October 1, 2018