proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

by el389o January 12, 2010

Prodicate

Also known as zZetro, Prodicate is a big black man who is very strong. His huge, black, veiny biceps make him attractive. He also has a big black dog who has a huge ball sack.

Prodicate is on ship, don’t chall!

by zZetro June 28, 2021

Profinate

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.

I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.

by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

Promenade

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

prociate

to appreciate.

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003