I missed the part where that's my problem

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

by Gibson150 November 9, 2014

porklife

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

Butt problems

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.

by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Problowtion

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.

Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.

by Murrdah September 12, 2013

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009