Procrastitating

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee

“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”

by Cr18 September 19, 2018

Procrastineating

Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.

If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.

by JeradS May 12, 2011

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

by greygirl December 22, 2005

Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 23, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020