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procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.
by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011
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procrastishower

The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.
I procrastishowered for a whole hour the night before my CHM247 term test.
by OT9 July 16, 2008
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Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.
Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.
by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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Procrastinsomnia

n. The condition of completing nothing while not sleeping. (Procrastinsomnia is often accompanied by ridiculous computer games)
At around 5am, she began to feel guilty about her procrastinsomnia, she only had two more hours before the exam yet couldn't stop playing solitaire.

Joey's parents were relieved when they were told that their son's procrastinsomnia was the cause of his 8 hour per-night tetris addiction.
by pessimisticows December 23, 2008
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Procrastipancaking

The art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. Some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but I disagreee. Procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.
I didn't get my work done last night, I was too busy procrastipancaking.
by #thisisnttwitter February 10, 2015
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Procrastipartner

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.
by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
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procrastiplanning

noun. The act of putting off tasks of high priority and replacing them with the organisation and planning of low-priority or incidental activities.
instead of studying for my exam, I spent the whole afternoon procrastiplanning the after-exam party.
by surlycamp June 22, 2011
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