masturbation probation 

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

masturbation probation by Gayaka June 20, 2009

probation

when your under supervision by a probation officer, whilst on probation you cannot commit any more crimes

it must be bad to be on probation

probation by fresh prince February 26, 2005

probationary relationship 

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

probationary relationship by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

Probation

One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high

Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.

Probation by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007

Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.

Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!

Double Secret Probation by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011

pussy probation 

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

pussy probation by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016

Probationship 

When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.

Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch

Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now

Probationship by atlas247 April 5, 2013