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Print a Map

Slang for taking a shit. Used by backpackers and mountaineers to describe the deed with an optimistic, light-hearted tone for marking where they have been.
Ex 1:

Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.

Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"

"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"

Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"

"The print room is down the hall and to the left"
by TheDudeHimSelf September 6, 2019
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prithivi

prithivi means pure awesomeness.Also in Indian languages it mean the Earth.Alternate meaning light.
he was just too prithivi in that game.
by bear91 November 26, 2010
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print("Hello World!")

You were really bored so you tried to learn how to code.
Joe: I am bored.
Joe clicks a YouTube video about coding.
Joe tries out the code that the guy on YouTube said to try out and types "print("Hello World!")".
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Fax, no printer

When u are speaking pure facts
Damian: stop lying to me

Me: you are daddy and that’s fax, no printer
by Luluisa October 26, 2019
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Pritha

the bestest friend ever. She is short psychotic and funny but the best at caring. She is super loud and you'll have the best jokes with her. She is overly kpop obsessed and bites your shoulder. She is very ticklish and taserish. Ur lucky to have a friend named Pritha. She is also thicc af
OMG is that pritha!!!
ooooohhhh she thicc
by tbark.boi September 12, 2019
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Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)
oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!
by mynameiselly August 8, 2009
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