primordial triggering

being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish

Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun?

Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level.

Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering

by DabbingDaddy69 May 26, 2018

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Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.

When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.

by Djinn305 May 27, 2014

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primordial.dev

A cheat provider with VAC detected cheats

A: "I just bought primordial.dev for CS:GO"
B: "Wow, you'll get VAC banned soon with it."

by Culperu July 4, 2022

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Primordial ooze

Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.

Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8

by primordial_ooze April 2, 2009

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Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.

I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.

After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.

by BlackDog_88 August 9, 2021

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