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President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.
We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!
President's holiday by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010
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Black President's Security 

Some one who is on edge or nervous most of the time.
Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"

Unknown President’s Day 

Unknown President’s Day is similar to President’s Day, but specifically only for the ones that are pretty much never talked about. Like James Polk, James Garfield, James Buchanan, etc. Unkown President’s Day is on November 30th.
I celebrate Unknown President’s Day to remember the unremembered

The president's of gaming 

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK

The president's of gaming 

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.
"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"