Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

Be Prepared

The best Disney villain song ever. It is sung by the best Disney villain ever from one of the most popular fucking Disney movies ever. (Scar, best lion, The Lion King.)

In the new Lion King remake, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Scar.

Alongside him, Beyoncé as Nala, John Oliver as Zazu (which is fucking perfect, given how often they are compared), and other (probably) super famous people.

Originally, the song was sang by either Jeremy Irons or Jim Cummings, depending on who you trust.

"Bitch are you fuckin' kidding me right now?! OBVIOUSLY, Scar is the best; did you even SEE him in Be Prepared?!"

"Dam Jeremy Irons was iconic in Be Prepared... *sighs dreamily*"

by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018

prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008

prepared

what you call it when a man has a boner

i looked over, and he was prepared.

by shaquandria August 4, 2007

Prepared Juggalo

A native of Rhode Island who is a huge fan of psychopathic records and always carries a blow up bed in his car... you know, just in case.

Luna-Chriz is such a prepared juggalo.

by Bobby March 30, 2004

ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

by jolp 123 March 7, 2017

preparada

Means "ready". Brazilian slang for a girl who goes to the club with a mini skirt with no underwear so several guys can pretend to be dancing with her, but they are actually fucking her pussy from behind. By the end of the night, she'd probably have 20-30 sexual partners whom's faces she didn't even see...

Todo mundo dancando... Agora, soh as preparadas...

"Everyone dancing... Now, just the girls that are ready to fuck..."

by allex June 9, 2007