Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

predding

where you hunt for prey other than animals

guy 1 :"dude who you gonna be predding on next ?"
guy 2 :"maybe hannah or maybe molly im not sure"

by batchelor1995 June 16, 2012

preceding

Inhibiting success, simply cut the process of progress

These fake friends are preceding me to become what I want

by Mlere September 19, 2018

Preweddingmonthlyversary

The day that's one month before your wedding.

Exactly 30 days to go. Today's my preweddingmonthlyversary and I'm so excited!

by urbanlegend123 December 18, 2008

pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting

"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"

by kevserranity July 23, 2022

Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.

The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.

by Altruist333 November 16, 2021