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Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
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Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
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procisely

To agree with a statement that has been made
"That song was the shit!"
"Procisely."
by Courtney Moreau September 10, 2007
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Precisevness

When an athlete does something in a very precise manner and is lauded on TV by an idiot play by play commentator.
"Did you see how Big Rod McWadd threw that ball pass does defenders wiff such great precisevness?
by Barkovi October 31, 2016
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Presely

She is whimsical person that is sweet, kind and studies as hard as she can to achieve her goals. loves to read write and watch science fiction. quiet until she know you and then she is a bundle of joy wrapped in a blanket of energy. one of the coolest girls you will meet.
Presley: a girl named Presely once said "john the dipper"
by redtruckblah February 17, 2022
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Presely

Presley is weird and makes weird noises but is very funny
"Hey presely"
"ARGH ARGH ARGH"
by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022
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Mr.presely

A Jewish high school English teacher that has a beautiful mustache. He is also a pot smoker :)
by t dub 37 February 17, 2017
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precisity

When something is the combination of both so accurate and so precise that you must describe it with the word precisity. The opposite of precisity is when a bottle of vodka is falling off of a fridge top to the point that it’s leaning off a wall.
When measuring a chemical aka vodka, pour 1.5 ounces of liquor into beaker.

Pour directly into mouth without spilling. This is both accuracy and precision aka precisity.
by Rolivia June 8, 2018
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