The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010

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Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006

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push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

by flyingdog May 13, 2008

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Pratyusha

smart, intellectual and fun. she can be overly sensitive at times and extremely cold at the same time. Pratyusha is the type of person that would call for food at home and watch a cozy movie with her close friends. While being a good friend, she knows exactly when to cut off a person and once they are out - THEY OUT

I'm so upset maybe i should go hangout with Pratyusha!
want to indulge in your feelings and talk about deep stuff? let's go to Pratyusha!

by himynameiswhattttt July 10, 2019

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