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Prawnstitute

A hooker who has an exceptional body, a less desirable face, and may or may not permeate a peculiar aroma of seafood or ship rat.
Hey bud, I need to borrow some incense and nose plugs so I can bang this prawnstitute out and get my money's worth.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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raw prawn

From the traditional Australian expression: "Don't come the raw prawn!" or "Don't come the raw prawn with me!", meaning: "Don't try to put one over me!" or "Don't treat me like a fool!".
Particularly used to indicate that the listener is aware of the speaker's ingenuousness, for example where the person to whom it's directed feigns innocence or naivety.
Etymology:
Some sources say it is a WWII Australian Army expression. As to why it arose: one suggestion is that the reason lies in cooked prawn being more palatable than raw prawn. However, anyone from a fishing background who has handled raw prawn flesh, will know that it is limp, wet and slippery; like the sort of people at whom this phrase is directed.
Manager: "I'm sorry, Dave, management has reviewed our operational requirements and found that your position cannot be justified financially".
Employee: "Don't you bloody come the raw prawn with me. I know it's you who wanted me out. At least have the guts to tell me to my face".
by Jimmy_from_Oz September 11, 2005
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Prawnmin

The administration/work that comes with having prawns including having to remove heads etc before eating.
Originally from Miranda Hart.
Jeff-"I would love to order the prawns but the prawnmin is too much hassle"
Dave-"Yeah I hate having to take the heads, tails and legs off before I can eat a prawn"
Simon-"I agree, prawnmin is a right pain"
by little dotty December 5, 2012
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Fokken Prawn

A dirogatory term used towards an alien species that scavanges and is a bottom dweller

The only thing Wikus Van Der Mwere can think of to say to the prawns, his only dis
You fokken Prawn!
by Areh January 12, 2010
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prawn porn

Sexual games involving elements of Sicilian traditional seafood cuisine, mainly slimy creatures.
Cristian got into prawn porn when he first met Betty the sexy calamari.
by Prawnlover99 April 18, 2016
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Chucking the prawn in

1. "So I was just chatting to this guy online and he chucked the prawn in."

2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"
by The Cats Whiskers August 16, 2018
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prawnwad

A wad of prawns used as a negativism.
Ben: Hey Andy you prawnwad.
Andy: Hey I aint no ruddy prawnwad.
by Quite May 21, 2006
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