Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.

“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”

by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

praseodymium

The 59th element on the periodic table. The metal belongs to the lanthanides at the bottom of the table. It is almost as soft as aluminum and will slowly corrode in dry or moist air. A fresh sample will lose it's shine in a week and a small piece will be consumed in a few years if not stored in oil or inert gas. You can wipe off the forming oxide layers to abate spalling and further exend the life of the metal. It reacts very slowly with water. Praseodymium is rapidly consumed by various acids. The compounds of Praseodymium are yellowish green and are non toxic if insoluble. The metal likes to set on fire if heated The name translates from "green twin" in greek.

Praseodymium belongs to the lanthanides, those metals at the bottom of which no one can pronounce the names of.

by Underplaces July 12, 2017

drinking the parsec sherbet

leaving home without the possibility of coming back

tomorrow's the flight. i'll stop by your house and say goodbye before drinking the parsec sherbet.

by kelamist August 10, 2018

piasecki

brave, willing to do anything, fun, beast, strong, ladies man, hates on all the haters

dude piasecki can dougie better then you!

by aweezy December 13, 2010

prosecco

The drink of choice for every young to middle aged basic white girl

Guy A: I want some alcohol
Girl B: Let's get prosecco
Guy A: I think I'll stick with beer

by We_Talkin_Bout_PRACTICE June 7, 2017

12 Parsecs

Freestayle hip hop collective originating from central NJ. Similar to the Wu-Tang Clan in these ways:

1. Geographic location
2. Hierarchy and Extended Family Members
3. Blaow

Damn son the 12 Parsecs be tight bangin like that

by Donald Bokachika August 5, 2010

parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007