posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

POSIMOSH

Expressing one's emotion through dance at a heavy rock concert. Using violent and frenzied movements whilst showing complete respect and courtesy to those around you. You're all there for the same reason- enjoyment and fun.
-not being a douche bag.

*at a local show*
bob- hey, see that meat head slamming into everyone in the pit?

jim- yeah, what an asshole.

bob- let's get our posimosh on and enjoy the rest of the show with our friends.

jim- good plan, I have respect for those around me.

by xedx_moshtache July 12, 2011

Junko posing

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

by Ash Winters August 13, 2019

Rat popsicle

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

by trinawalters October 20, 2019

t posing

Something people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance to Joe.

by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011

meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

by Cap'n S January 29, 2006