scoopski potatoes

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018

Cat mash potatoes

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

you potatoed!

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.

*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”

by iPlayyz November 6, 2017

Jimmy big potatoes

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.

Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.

by The Shizifist March 23, 2011

potatomato

Is a word some bored schoolkid made up to describe irritating teachers. Is a mix between the words Po-ta-to and To-may-to.

Damn the teacher is being a potatomato today, whats up his butt?

by Nabby November 10, 2008