Potatoes is a term for weed. Created by some kids who were trying to talk about about there plans in class without anyone over hearing what they were talking about; instead of saying "hey, are we smoking tomorrow?" they would simply say, "hey, are we going to eat some potatoes tomorrow?".
we nomed on some potatoes
by potato_lover April 19, 2011
Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.
by El Barto May 12, 2004
child: I don't wanna eat these potatoes!
parent: Com 'on, it's just like french fries!
child: really? (takes bite)
ewwww no its doesn't! this stuff is nasty!
parent: Com 'on, it's just like french fries!
child: really? (takes bite)
ewwww no its doesn't! this stuff is nasty!
by bublzrcool November 28, 2008
Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.
by Cori and Laura February 11, 2021
Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato
by CrowBR July 02, 2017
A religion that is holy in all aspects.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018