rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011

Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.

I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.

by WillFos May 9, 2013

pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

by Xaneth April 4, 2014

ponderbating

To think about or consider masturbating

That orgy scene in Westworld has me ponderbating.

by King Veneer December 7, 2016

Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

by Roseboy May 16, 2022

Pastorbating

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008