possum on a gum bush

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017

Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

naughty little possum

1. A term of endearment in Australia, kinda like “honey” or “babe” but inspired by those beady-eyed critters.
2. A phrase used by Harry Jowsey to describe hot girls in the Netflix show "Too Hot To Handle"

“What up, you naughty little possum?”—Harry (e1)
“I’m a rule breaker. Francesca’s a naughty little possum.”—Harry (e2)

by Lilminders April 23, 2020

Peanut Butter Possum

The act of a possum coating an elephant in peanut butter for its own gratification.

"Holy shit man that elephants getting a peanut butter possum!"

by Bazz_60 January 18, 2009

eat more possum

Southern slang for just sucking it up and dealing with a bad situation.

So you're broke and hungry, just suck it up and eat more possum.

by My name Jose Jimenez February 2, 2018

porch possum

a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks

I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.

by chuy123 February 17, 2009

Mud possum

Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.

Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"

by The Kid Diddler January 11, 2023