poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!

by MechaniX March 10, 2008

The Pose

In the online foot fetish community, The Pose refers to a girl (or guy, if such is one's desire) lying on her stomach, facing the camera/viewer, with her feet up in back of her. The soles of the feet are showing, which is of interest to fetishists who enjoy the bottom of the feet. In The Pose, the feet may be crossed or uncrossed, stacked, side-by-side, one up/one down, soles skyward, soles scrunched, toes spread, etc. The Pose is one of the most requested positions in foot fetish history, and can be found in droves on such fora as Yuku's TheMousepad, Wu's Feetlinks, and others.

"I've always loved Cristina Aguilera's cute feet, but I've been waiting to see them in The Pose for years!"

by Halesite May 6, 2010

Posery

A place where many unoriginal people gather, usually pretending to have a broader knowledge on certain subjects, they might carry exceptionally large books, wear glasses when their sight is flawless, etc. They take stereotypes to seriously and use them to improve their social image.

Let's go to Starbucks even if it's a posery their coffee's epic.

by Milly39 December 26, 2010

Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

by TheMadHead May 9, 2018

T-pose

Default position of 3D models standing straight with spread-eagle arms, tailored into a meme most notably by the instagram channel wokeist.

Cashier: Sir that'll be seventeen doll-...what are you doing?
Jared: *In the T-pose*

by j i j February 28, 2018

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.

Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)

by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010