Portuguese Breakfast

To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.

After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's

Portuguese Breakfast by robert wadkins December 19, 2006

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

Portuguese Breakfast by dobberdaw May 21, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

Portuguese Breakfast by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

Portuguese Breakfast Club 

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

Portuguese Breakfast Club by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast 

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy

"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010

The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder

That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!

The Portuguese Breakfast by After The Murder February 3, 2007