During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.
Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.
by spacehead74 November 25, 2019
Get the Portuguese Breakfastmug. by robert wadkins December 19, 2006
Get the Portuguese Breakfastmug. We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.
by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005
Get the PORTUGUESE BREAKFASTmug. Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
by dobberdaw May 21, 2009
Get the Portuguese Breakfastmug. The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008
Get the Portuguese Breakfast Clubmug. When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy
by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010
Get the Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfastmug. by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
Get the Portuguese Breakfastmug.